Im loosing my goddamN mIND /RW1Y0aFbCR- ellie has moved to August 27, 2018 Who’s to blame? Who came up with this weirdness that none of us, especially Twitter denizens, can YouTube channel Billion Surprise Toys birthed this monstrosity, and now it’s taking over the internet. There’s a multitude of strange, cringe-inducing elements that come together to make these videos feel totally weird and slimy, but perhaps the strangest is Johny’s enormous head, the hilariously bad animation, and just about everything else. I’m losing my fucking mind /Zl5FCWfbdv- ً August 18, 2018 What lesson is that teaching again, other than a sandwich isn’t traditional breakfast food? Your guess is as good as ours.Īt the end of this particular video, Johny is in bed with the huge ice cream cone as both of them enjoy lollipops. He tries to eat a sandwich at the family table and is chided by Papa for doing so, so the child has had no breakfast.
Not to mention the fact that Johny doesn’t even get to say breakfast, apparently. What’s gong on with that huge colorful ice cream cone, anyway? Also, everyone simply nags everyone else in these videos. Also, no one wants to watch Johny bathing or putting clothes on. It’s uncomfortably weird, like when Johny says “ha ha ha!” after being accused of eating toothpaste, or when Papa asks Johny to wake up from what appears to be the living room while Johny is upstairs in bed. Don’t think it ends there, not by a long shot. Of course, these are just some of the weird happenings in the video. Because he couldn’t possibly have swallowed the offending food, right? Here are the lyrics: Papa says he’s been “telling lies,” so Papa asks the little boy to “open his mouth,” to “prove” he hasn’t been eating something he wasn’t supposed to. Papa accuses little Johny of eating sugar, to which Johny replies he hasn’t. Johny has been eating things he shouldn’t be, apparently (sugar? toothpaste?) and that’s no good. There are different variations of the “nursery rhyme,” but all the videos share one similarity: A bizarre interaction between a young boy, Johny, and his father, Papa.
The Johny Johny Yes Papa series has all of those things. It’s no surprise that kids’ cartoons on YouTube are a terrifying hellscape of bad CG animation, disturbing concepts, and sometimes ridiculously catchy songs that you can’t get out of your head for days.